Almost made me pee :)

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Maybe I am sadistic, maybe I am starved for comedy, or maybe this add is genuinely hysterical. Either way, I almost peed when I read this classified:

Was that your limb? - w4m

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Date: 2009-06-25, 2:18AM EDT

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I was running to catch the 9 train, early in the morning tuesday. Apparently I wasn't the only one: I saw you down the subway stop ahead of me. You were sprinting, and collided with a support column. Your prosthetic arm flew off, and you kept running.

You made the train, and I did not. All that was left was your lovely arm, glistening from the summer humidity. It smelled of pine and saddleneck oil.

I have it now, in my living room. It's sitting in a hallway basket, with some umbrellas and a digeridoo. Contact me: I'd like to meet the rest of you.

-Susan

Susan, you made my day. And I saved this add so that I can read it whenever I am feeling down :) I hope you never mistake the prosthetic arm for the didgeridoo in your hall basket. That could be frightening.